The girlfriend got a new car last week. The dealership offered her $2,200 for her 11 year old chariot. Kelley Blue Book said it was worth $4,832 if sold to a private party. She considered donating it for the tax write-off.
No doubt inspired by my tour-de-force performance as Pie Eating Contestant #4 in the CarMax “Slow Clap” spot from The Big Game, she pulled in to CarMax.
They gave her a firm offer of $4,000, in writing. Their offer was good for a week. That trip to CarMax was worth an extra $1,800 in her pocket! Nice work. See screenshots below.
By the way, when did saying “Super Bowl” turn into something verboten like uttering “MacBeth” in a theatre?
I don’t get anything for this, but you might actually want to check out CarMax if you are unloading your old car. Tell them Blueberry Bart sent you.
