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ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
Donating to charity is a great way to help meet a credit card spending requirement. That's how I paid off my ALS Ice Bucket Challenge...
11 Ways To Meet A Spending Requirement
You’re not a maroon. You see a sweet sign-up bonus for a credit card. The bonus is yours if you get the new card...
United Explorer Card Bonus Increased to 50,000-55,000 Miles
For a limited time, Chase United MileagePlus Explorer card has increased its sign up bonus to 50,000 miles after you spend $2,000 in the...
3,360 Reasons To Check Statement
I wrote about automatic recurring withdrawals from a bank account in "Are you a Miniature Donkey Talk subscriber?".
The person who hired me to do...
R U Like My Former Stupid Tenant?
Here’s today’s pearl of wisdom for the mouth-breathers among us: If you can’t afford rent, you can’t afford a housekeeper.
If you struggle to make...
Capital One 360’s “Sale” (= $ for U)
You guys always wanna know when someone is giving away free money. Well, here you go! Capital One 360 is giving away a lot...
This Buffoon’s Family Vacation
When I was a kid, we went on family vacations every summer. We’d load up the Ford LTD Country Squire and hit the road! ...
Is This Your Dough?
An old college buddy read my post “Putting FUN in Unclaimed Funds”. He discovered $600 waiting for him in a small life insurance policy...
$25 Gift Certificates for $3 – TODAY ONLY
Everyone eats, right? TODAY ONLY - June 20th, you can buy a $25 restaurant gift certificate for ONLY $3. Code "SUMMER".
I was late to the Restaurant.com party...
Paying A Guy To Fondle Your Bills
There is a strange, yet popular phenomenon here in Hollywood. People hire a business manager to pay their bills and handle other money matters. ...
Gimme Drugs… Gimme Drugs…
If you are like me and Vinnie Barbarino, you are on drugs. That could explain the whole Adele Dazeem thing.
I have health insurance through...
$450 & $600 in Tax-Free Bonuses
Do you wish you had some extra money so you can take a few days off, throw a little dinner party, or splurge on a remote...
UberX Is Hiring – Get $250 Bonus
Are you looking for some extra cash? Wanna set your own hours? Are you an excellent driver? If so, this could be for you,...
Embezzling Franco’s Francs, Oh!
Have we learned nothing from VH-1’s Behind The Music?
It seemed that virtually every band on that show was swindled by their business manager. When...
Birth Of A Salesman
My 7 year old Godson may be the next Ron Popeil... or Willy Loman. A few months back, he told his dad that he...
Amex’s Well No Longer Bottomless
American Express used to let you get one of their cards, haul in the big sign-up bonus, cancel the card, and repeat. You just...
Do You Like Dog Food?
Is Future-You sleeping on a cot eating kibble?
If you figure Social Security will tide you over in your Geezer-dom, see how much you have socked...
Why NOW Is Home Fix-Up Time
In the summer of 1998, there were two movies about an asteroid coming to destroy Earth. TWO! “Armageddon” & “Deep Impact”. The odds of...
Weird Trick Got Me 3% Cashback Paying My Taxes
I hear putting “Weird Trick” in the subject of a post is a great way to get someone to read. I can only imagine...
“Phone Flipping” for $200, Alex
Some people get a new smartphone more frequently than they change their smoke detector batteries. Sprint customers can upgrade their phone every 12 - 22...
Is This a Smart Way To Pay Uncle Sam?
Tax Day is less than six weeks away. Some will get refunded a portion of the free loan that they gave the government. Others...
What’s Your BackUp Plan?
My agent instructed me to bring a passport to my audition for a spot that would shoot in Brazil. At the casting office, I realized that...
$1,800 Pit Stop
The girlfriend got a new car last week. The dealership offered her $2,200 for her 11 year old chariot. Kelley Blue Book said it...
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