The people who come up with the online bank Security Questions are jerks because they make me feel bad!
“Who was your best friend growing up?”
Uuuum, I didn’t really have a best friend. We all just kinda hung around each other and… NEXT!
“What is the name of your first pet?”
We didn’t have a pet. My sister had a bad allergy to… NEXT!
“Who did you take to prom?”
Uuuum, I didn’t go to prom… NEXT
“In what city were you married?”
JEEZ Security Question dude, get off my back!
It might be advantageous not to answer these questions truthfully. Let’s face it, there are a lot of people who know those answers, or who might figure out those answers by perusing your Facebook page.
I like to give crazy answers! I was in a hurry recently, so I answered “Robots” to all three questions.
Favorite Book: Robots
Where did you meet your spouse: Robots
Favorite Food: Robots
The only problem with this is that you have to remember or make note of the right wrong answer!