A Fortnight, as they say in Jane Austen land. That is the pittance of time I had to wait, after opening up my OptionsHouse account, for the FedEx carriage to drop off my free 24″ Dell HD monitor. All I had to do was put $5K in OptionsHouse. Two weeks later, it materialized on my stoop. Click here to see my post for the full scoop. Go getcha one!